Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes Or else you'll wind up in the can No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around You are a guest of Uncle Sam Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease Allow no sex above the knees When I snap you jump into the master plan I'll be damned Well I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do Damned if I don't
Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around I'll make a monkey outta you You sign your name right on that dotted line boy I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do And damned if I don't
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't
